just some pix of my donksTumblr (3.0; @badonkadonks)http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/<a href="http://lolabstracts.tumblr.com/post/13624187108/toward-a-casual-theory-of-knowledge">Toward a Casual Theory of Knowledge</a>: <p>My contribution to my friend’s tumbelog…</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolabstracts.tumblr.com/post/13624187108/toward-a-casual-theory-of-knowledge" target="_blank">lolabstracts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Abstract</strong>: Here I propose the Casual Theory of Knowledge. I first specify three epistemic criteria. We can say S knows that p IFF: (i) S is a chill bro, (ii) p seems legit to S, and (iii) there is at least one other such S1 that believes when S utters p, S is droppin’ knowledge, where S1 is…</p> </blockquote>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/13624573158http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/13624573158Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:36:56 -0500lolabstractsphilosophynodonks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj46xDs0q1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like other rodents (gerbils, hamsters, etc.), donks are able to compress their bodies to fit through all but the tightest of spaces.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12673010892http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12673010892Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:54:33 -0500donksrodentshamstergerbiltightbendypokey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu7iklTtv21qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gravel is not the preferred substrate for your donk’s terrarium (donkerrarium).</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12386249799http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12386249799Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:33:57 -0400donksterrariumgraveldonkerrariumsubstrates<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5xdlc6qp1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks: friends of the Pennsylvania Dutch.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12348677583http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/12348677583Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:58:33 -0400amishdonksfriendswagonpennsylvaniadutch<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgyx82vj31qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I.e., <em>REAL</em> talk. DONK TALK.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/8523467477http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/8523467477Fri, 05 Aug 2011 15:17:32 -0400donkstalkmagazinenewspublicationnewmedia<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loieszL1iN1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like the people of the Orient, donks take drastic measures to demonstrate their filial piety. Here a young donk provides assistance and solace for his broken-necked father.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/7748400572http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/7748400572Sun, 17 Jul 2011 23:24:00 -0400donksfilialpietybrokenneckconfuciousAsians<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkzd8xOtE1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Portrait of a young donk as a Russian DJ.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/7066753236http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/7066753236Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:10:21 -0400donksportraitrussianDJ<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnb635eiha1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This young girl’s parents accidentally leashed her donk instead of her… Sadly this is often a fatal and costly mistake.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/6873572257http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/6873572257Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:59:00 -0400donksleashparentinggirl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkufxcwxN51qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkufxcwxN51qhu9xho2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>“And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Donks.”</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/5283267639http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/5283267639Sat, 07 May 2011 17:05:36 -0400donksdreraphiphopeminemchronic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9nhnoyge1qhu9xho1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Donks naturally form deep emotional bonds with children. Unfortunately, this occasionally causes deep psychological trauma.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4417462582http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4417462582Thu, 07 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0400donkstraumabeastialitychildrendeepkiss<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3din9xYu1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My personal favorite of my donk’s senior portraits.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4318624420http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4318624420Sun, 03 Apr 2011 15:44:00 -0400donksportraitsseniorhighschoolgraduation<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liknduAlmk1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This poor donk, like Han Solo, has been frozen in carbonite. :(</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4065742118http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/4065742118Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:03:30 -0400donkscarbonitehansolostarwarsjedi<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libn1xZVL61qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks. Not to be mistaken for piñatas.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3966386880http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3966386880Sat, 19 Mar 2011 16:17:00 -0400donkspartypinatassombreronachossalsa<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9rq32Vgr1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Slam donk.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3945233289http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3945233289Fri, 18 Mar 2011 16:03:39 -0400donksmarchmadnessbasketballdunkmugsybogues<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7n7frQh61qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Today donks would like to remind you the importance of staying properly hydrated.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3922210537http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3922210537Thu, 17 Mar 2011 12:30:00 -0400donkstodaydrinkinghydrationgatorade<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhysv8hvfq1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks have only very recently in their species history evolved a symbiotic relationship with bears.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3815129390http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3815129390Sat, 12 Mar 2011 16:54:44 -0500donksbearsfeedingbabybottlestuffed<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhp4glJb1X1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I, for one, welcome our future Donk overlords.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3703342224http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3703342224Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:29:09 -0500donksoverlordsbabycutemurderrevolution<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhe93khx8g1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks often volunteer their services to the crippled and lazy.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3585833529http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3585833529Tue, 01 Mar 2011 14:35:44 -0500donkscrippleslazyrickshawvolunteercharity<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhchv5TDnN1qhu9xho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks, the holy animals, are known to adorn many a stained-glass window in the most majestic of cathedrals across the mysterious continent of “Europe.”</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3568600142http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3568600142Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:49:00 -0500donksstainedglassholycathedraleuropechristchristiancatholicwindow<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhaptx6mkG1qhu9xho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donks are often mistaken for muppets. This does not please them.</p>http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3551235343http://badonkadonks.tumblr.com/post/3551235343Sun, 27 Feb 2011 16:46:45 -0500donksmuppetspleasuremistakehenson